What not to wear: Toddler edition

Sears: for clothing that makes your child look like a power tool.

I was horrified to find profane, and totally misogynismo messages about the all-American retailer site, including a kid's t-shirt read "Don't make me kick you in the Fallopian tubes" and "non-cute with make your kick in the birth canal."

In the same spirit of women-hating him, I found a piece of children's clothes with the words "Nice girls don't Pepper Spray."

I called Sears customer service and spoke with a representative and issued a major report on the products.

It is interesting that Michelle has agreed with me.

"Can't believe it is offensive," she told me. "I have children, I understand, will be taken down and to take corrective measures."

Apparently, I wasn't the only one who complained. ' Don't kick me "t-shirts have since been yanked from the site.

The shirt "Pepper Spray" unfortunately remains available.

Still, if you're in the market for bad taste fashion adolescent, there appears to be no bottom to the barrel.

LilSquirtTees via CafePress

I thought ' Diva in training "and Hustler and Playboy branded baby clothes were the lowest form of improper clothing.

How wrong I was.

About how a onesie with stripper pasties? Or one that reads, "Shake me?"

To speak, these garments are designed to offend and insult people who are old enough to read the stupid slogans but are only sorry the baby wearing.

Mark Twain said, "Clothes make the man". Then, what these shirts to parents who dress? And what about the preverbal little punks who wear them?

The product description for a baby onesie size printed with "Official Irish drinking team, Ireland today, Hungover tomorrow" (sic) reads, "T shirts is as easy to wear as smiles. Happy, smiling children show even cuter when these young children here and long sleeve shirts. Save your skin from actor. Make a logical gift to loved ones, Prefect for playmates. "

If a hole Ranger with a kid vicious attitude and dress your baby in the awful, foul-mouthed clothing consider coordinating with an "I'm with stupid" t-shirt.

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